For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
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