Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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