Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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