we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I AM VODKA MAN
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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