We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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