Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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