i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
My vagina is officially offended.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
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