Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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