we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
We have so much sex to catch up on
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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