There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize