my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Randomize
