I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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