Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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