You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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