Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
Randomize
