How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
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