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Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
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