It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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