Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
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