Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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