So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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