He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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