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i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
im six kinds of drunk right now
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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