if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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