i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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