I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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