you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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