I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
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