I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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