Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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