there's paper in my vomit.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
Randomize