this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
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