There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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