margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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