Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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