Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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