there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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