Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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