Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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