Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
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