His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
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