Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I can't trust your balls anymore.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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