a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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