Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
tell me about the fingering
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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