Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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