My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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