chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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