well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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