i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
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