I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
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