is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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