omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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