i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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