we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
i barfeds in our rink
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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